This Caps Game is So Bad, Let’s Talk About Papa John’s Fritos Pizza

“Just like an interception, I bet you didn’t see this one coming.” That’s how pizza chef/party animal Papa John Shattner begins his latest commercial with Peyton Manning.

The ad promotes Papa John’s new Fritos Pizza. The chili pizza has fritos sprinkled on the top of the pizza’s cheese.

The commercial has aired infinity times during Caps games over the last week. Every time I’ve seen it, it makes me want to hurl. To me, it’s a disgusting idea and it appears that Papa John’s is trying to take advantage of the success (maybe?) Taco Bell had with its Doritos Taco Shell.

Anyways, this Caps game is no fun, so I asked you what you thought. Like always, you delivered.

@ianoland @russianmachine this is a thing?

— evan (@Vrananas) December 5, 2014

@ianoland pizza is lame. Go tacos.

— Matilda Wrigsjö (@matildawr) December 5, 2014

@ianoland @russianmachine try it for half off today? wiz50

— Kurt (@jorts24) December 5, 2014

@ianoland My thoughts are that until you live-tweet eating one, it doesn't exist.

— TYLER DUCHAINE #ALLCAPS (@tylerduchaine) December 5, 2014

@ianoland HD = huge dump pic.twitter.com/zvEKcoEbBd

— Sean Morrissey (@Sean_Morrissey) December 5, 2014

.@ianoland Papa John's is blah! @DionsPizza is the Bomb! You should come out to ABQ to try some

— SticksFor Troops (@SticksForTroops) December 5, 2014

@ianoland @russianmachine it wasn't that great, even worse upon reheating.

— John Campbell (@Jhncmpbll) December 5, 2014

“@ianoland: Since this Caps game is meh, what are your thoughts about Papa Johns new Fritos Pizza? Please don't hold back" /barfs everywhere

— JP (@jp_daddi0) December 5, 2014

@ianoland someone was stoned out of their freaking mind when they came up with that

— Pat Holden (@pfholden) December 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/Charles_NCHARG3/status/540681380427223042

@ianoland Zero chance it will even get tried – Bryan

— Talk The Red (@TalkTheRed) December 5, 2014

@ianoland Id try it. But I think I would regret it immediately.

— Ovi Scoar (@hutovi8) December 5, 2014

@ianoland The chili sauce isn't great

— Brian Neall (@BrianNeall) December 5, 2014

@ianoland I’m almost afraid to admit that I’ve ordered it… however, it was surprisingly good and might be my favorite of their specialties.

— Bryan Stymacks (@mdstymaxs) December 5, 2014

@ianoland so gross

— joy (@joyless_heathen) December 5, 2014

@ianoland wondering what the failed ideas were that a frito pizza actually made the production line

— Ovie the Bulldog (@OvietheBulldog) December 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/jmchame3/status/540682078799814656

@ianoland the Qdoba of pizza

— Katie Brown (@katiebhockey) December 5, 2014

@ianoland it's like being drunk and thinking a suitcase of white castles are a great idea!! #gutbomb #notgonnadoit

— Stacie Dae (@anglophile09) December 5, 2014

@ianoland you hear about Pizza Hut in Australia with Doritos crust injected with cheese too

— Kevin cobb (@Kevin_Cobb) December 5, 2014

@ianoland It was terrible. Spend your 15 bucks on a different pizza.

— Adrin (@Chalk_Flew_Up) December 5, 2014

@ianoland ew.

— Amy Rothenberger #ALLCAPS (@AMYKINSSS) December 5, 2014

And this one is my favorite.

@ianoland I have missed Tuesday’s game and tonight’s game…here is the reason pic.twitter.com/nY2TZyU1rT

— Steve Stultz (@bcfdstifler) December 5, 2014

So here’s some live reviews of your pizza, Papa John’s. Looks like you guys got a hit on your hands!

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